posted by Max Orkin at 1:42 AM
Tuesday, February 21, 2006
About Me
- Name: Max Orkin
- Location: Hog Island, Maine, United States
I am an Orkin man. My family built its name on killing bugs. I built my name on killing my own brain cells. I grew up learning the extermination biz like it was a sacred rite. I'm actually next in line to inherit the business, but I never wanted anything to do with it. So I packed my things and disappeared into the night. Joined up with a band as a roadie. Did a lot of drugs. A lot of drugs. Botched a rig at a concert. Lost the gig, landed in rehab and cost my family a fortune in legal fees. Now I'm back doing the family biz because I got nowhere else to go. I'm not trusted with much, so I do the menial or wierd jobs that no one else wants to handle. In fact, they just sent me to "Hog Island", Maine. No wonder beer is the principal passtime here...
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